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Kevin Fischer is a veteran broadcaster, the recipient of over 150 major journalism awards from the Milwaukee Press Club, the Wisconsin Associated Press, the Northwest Broadcast News Association, the Wisconsin Bar Association, and others. He has been seen and heard on Milwaukee TV and radio stations for over three decades. A longtime aide to state Senate Republicans in the Wisconsin Legislature, Kevin can be seen offering his views on the news on the public affairs program, "InterCHANGE," on Milwaukee Public Television Channel 10, and heard filling in on Newstalk 1130 WISN. He lives with his wife, Jennifer, and their lovely baby daughter, Kyla Audrey, in Franklin.
Cell phone ban? Let's go to the Democrat playbook
Have you seen the liberal Democrat playbook?
It’s a whopping three pages long.
PAGE ONE
Tax like hell, anything and everything, whether it moves, breathes, walks, talks or not.
PAGE TWO
Spend like hell, even if we don’t have the money.
PAGE THREE
Work incrementally. It is not important to work for 100% of our intended goal. Chip away and work for what we can get, get it, then come back, and start working for the rest.
Perfect example: The statewide smoking ban. It started out in cities, villages, towns. Now it’s statewide. Do you honestly think the anti-smoking zealots will stop at restaurants and taverns, etc? They won’t rest until it’s illegal to smoke on your couch in your underwear in your house that you pay a huge mortgage on while watching the Packers on Sunday afternoons.
Then chip away and chip away and chip away and chip away take away liberties and freedoms liberal Democrats (with help from some misguided Republicans) eventually won.
NEXT!!!
Driving with cell phones.
There have been all kinds of proposals in previous legislative sessions to ban cell phones while driving in
We already have an inattentive driving law on the books to enforce.
And guess what? These bans don’t work!
Enter relatively new state Representative Sandy Pasch (D-Milwaukee). Pausch, I’m sure, like any other do-gooder, “IF IT CAN SAVE JUST ONE LIFE” liberal Democrat has nothing but the best intentions at hand.
Pausch has introduced legislation that would ban brand new drivers from texting and talking on phones, even if the driver uses a handsfree headset.
According to the Wisconsin Associated Press, “Pasch says the Legislature should discuss banning everyone from using a cell phone while driving. But she says starting with younger drivers is a good first step.”
Working in increments. Page Three. Democrat playbook.
Follow the ridiculous….okay…stupid logic here.
OH
MY
GOD!
Driving while talking on a cell phone….
DANGEROUS!
PEOPLE COULD DIE!
OH
MY
GOD!
Driving while texting…..
DANGEROUS!
PEOPLE COULD DIE!
OH
MY
GOD!
Obviously something must be done about talking and texting while driving. Let’s ban…..
NEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW drivers from talking and texting.
Excuse me?
What about other drivers? Drivers who’ve been behind the wheel for 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 40, 50 years?
If they talk and text while driving….I’m sorry, TWD, isn’t that just as dangerous? Isn’t that just as horrible?
Rewind the blog!
PAGE THREE
Work incrementally. It is not important to work for 100% of our intended goal. Chip away and work for what we can get, get it, then come back, and start working for the rest.
In the minds of Pasch and other libs, talking and texting while driving if you’re a 45-year old woman in a van with 5 kids is just peaches and cream!.
If you are 16, 17, or 18, and just got your license, you are a menace, right up there with Osama Bin Laden, and YOU MUST BE STOPPED because ……….
TAKE YOUR PICK......
1) It’s for the children.......
2) But (SOB), if we (ANOTHER SOB) can save (UNCONTROLLABLE SOBBING) just one life…. (Sorry. Liberal spokesperson is physically and emotionally unable to continue)
Not that they’d ever ask me. But since moonbat Democrats control the Senate, the Assembly, and FOR NOW MY CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS, the governor’s mansion, my advice to Sandy Pasch, given the Democrat playbook (see above) is to introduce legislation that would prohibit talking on a cell phone while driving when:
1) There is an “R” in the month.
2) Rain requires windshield wipers to be engaged.
3) The driver has been to a Miley Cyrus concert within the last 12 months.
4) The driver owns more than 5 pair of thong underwear.
5) According to witnesses, the driver has used the word, “awesome” more than a dozen times in the last week.
6) McDonald’s wrappers are found anyplace within the young driver’s vehicle.
7) The driver’s parents have been known to watch FOX News.
Ahhh, the Democrat priorities, folks. You voted them into power. How’s that economy working for ya? Are all our troops back?
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