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Kevin Fischer is a veteran broadcaster, the recipient of over 150 major journalism awards from the Milwaukee Press Club, the Wisconsin Associated Press, the Northwest Broadcast News Association, the Wisconsin Bar Association, and others. He has been seen and heard on Milwaukee TV and radio stations for over three decades. A longtime aide to state Senate Republicans in the Wisconsin Legislature, Kevin can be seen offering his views on the news on the public affairs program, "InterCHANGE," on Milwaukee Public Television Channel 10, and heard filling in on Newstalk 1130 WISN. He lives with his wife, Jennifer, and their lovely baby daughter, Kyla Audrey, in Franklin.
When it gets really cold, do you say, “so what?”
From one of my readers:
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .
65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Wisconsin plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Wisconsin sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above Zero People in Miami all die. Wisconsinites close the windows. Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile. 40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?' 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late
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