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Kevin Fischer is a veteran broadcaster, the recipient of over 150 major journalism awards from the Milwaukee Press Club, the Wisconsin Associated Press, the Northwest Broadcast News Association, the Wisconsin Bar Association, and others. He has been seen and heard on Milwaukee TV and radio stations for over three decades. A longtime aide to state Senate Republicans in the Wisconsin Legislature, Kevin can be seen offering his views on the news on the public affairs program, "InterCHANGE," on Milwaukee Public Television Channel 10, and heard filling in on Newstalk 1130 WISN. He lives with his wife, Jennifer, and their lovely baby daughter, Kyla Audrey, in Franklin.
Camp Obama
Guest Blogger: J. Gravelle
of the Daily Scoff
After the election is a heckuva time to start looking at the details of Obama's various plans for "change".
That's kind of like reading the ingredients in the cereal box WHILE you're eating the cereal: "Mono-hydro-what? Guar gum? What the--...?" By this point, it's way too late to avoid the chemical additives and preservatives; they're already in our system. All we can do is learn about them, and watch for side-effects like high blood pressure and loss of personal liberty.
So now we read about His O-liness' plan to draft our children into conscripted public service. Yes, it truly IS a plan for "the Obama Youth" movement, and it's potentially no less nefarious than its historical counterpart from the 1940s.
If you're like me, when you see a charismatic, cult-like figure vying to infiltrate the hearts and indoctrinate the minds of our youth with collectivist propaganda, you probably like to write a song about it. I know... who doesn't, right?
So here, with my profound apologies to Allan Sherman (and for that matter, Ponchielli) is Camp Obama:
Hello Father
Hello Mama
Here I am at
Camp Obama
Camp will be made
mandatory
That's according to
a recent headline story
Did you know I'd
get recruited?
Just like back when
Hitler's Youth did?
I'll be programmed,
I'll be tested,
and if I fail
you'll prob'ly be arrested
Tell me Dad
and tell me Mommy:
Why'd you both
elect a commie?
Did you think
that it was just a lark
when he'd quote
from Karl Marx?
Tell me Mom
and tell me Father:
Why'd our foun-
-ders even bother
to re-bel?
If Jefferson were here
he'd say
"Dude, what the hell?"
Wait a minute
I hear bootsteps...
Kids are learning
learning goose steps!
It's the end of
our great nation;
Was it worth it all
for discount medication?
Yes, I do have it recorded. And no, I'm not going to make you listen to it.
If you think my politics are intolerably abrasive, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't survive my singing...
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