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Kevin Fischer is a veteran broadcaster, the recipient of over 150 major journalism awards from the Milwaukee Press Club, the Wisconsin Associated Press, the Northwest Broadcast News Association, the Wisconsin Bar Association, and others. He has been seen and heard on Milwaukee TV and radio stations for over three decades. A longtime aide to state Senate Republicans in the Wisconsin Legislature, Kevin can be seen offering his views on the news on the public affairs program, "InterCHANGE," on Milwaukee Public Television Channel 10, and heard filling in on Newstalk 1130 WISN. He lives with his wife, Jennifer, and their lovely baby daughter, Kyla Audrey, in Franklin.

Public School Parasites

Guest Blogger:  J. Gravelle
of the Daily Scoff

Evil right-wing conservative that I am, I thought I'd better open with a shot at the government school system.

Okay, it's actually more of a test of YOUR mindset.  What'd you think when you read the headline?

If you thought:  "That #@$% School Board must be at it again!" then you're probably a disgruntled taxpayer.

On the other hand, if your reaction was a heavy sigh followed by "Great.  Another attack on our fine government schools" then you're probably drawing a check from the school system.  Or you rent, and you've convinced yourself that you don't PAY property taxes.

Or, you live in your parents' basement in a makeshift living room wallpapered with Star Wars posters, furnished with milk cartons, hiding your bong behind the sofa-bed.  In which case, again, I'd bet you're drawing a check from the school system.

But ha!  The joke's on all of you.  This is just a public service announcement that some kids in the Franklin School System were found to have head lice last week:

http://www.jsonline.com/newswatch/34060619.html

Might wanna get your own kids checked out.


See?  Not everything has to be political...

-jjg
DailyScoff.com

Gravelle is filling in while Kev attends a "How to Find Better Guest Bloggers" seminar

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