This Just In ...
Kevin Fischer is a veteran broadcaster, the recipient of over 150 major journalism awards from the Milwaukee Press Club, the Wisconsin Associated Press, the Northwest Broadcast News Association, the Wisconsin Bar Association, and others. He has been seen and heard on Milwaukee TV and radio stations for over three decades. A longtime aide to state Senate Republicans in the Wisconsin Legislature, Kevin can be seen offering his views on the news on the public affairs program, "InterCHANGE," on Milwaukee Public Television Channel 10, and heard filling in on Newstalk 1130 WISN. He lives with his wife, Jennifer, and their lovely baby daughter, Kyla Audrey, in Franklin.
POOF!
The One, the most intelligent, the most articulate, the greatest human being to ever walk the face of the Earth will take office in January. The global orgasm has already begun with TV anchors unable to control their unbridled passion and admiration. US streets have become a Woodstock love fest, minus the mud and hippie beads. Soon the lame will walk, the deaf will hear, and the blind will see (except for Barack Obama’s relatives who will continue to live in slum or squalor conditions). All, and I do mean all is suddenly right, not just in America, but all over the world.
Watch as the Obama presidency unfolds for those incessant negative articles in the press to slowly evaporate. News stories of turmoil, chaos, grief, suffering and sorrow will no longer be the norm, they will be the exception. Here are some issues that reporters maaaaayyyyyyyyyy not cover as much after the Messiah takes the oath of office:
1) The homeless. Even with winter just around the corner, there just won’t be as many of those individuals around anymore.
2) Poverty, the economic struggles of families. They’ll be able to afford going to the movies, red meat, and an occasional dessert once again.
3) Job concerns. Man being interviewed: “I worry constantly if I’m going to lose my job.”
4) Why doesn’t the president do something about gas prices?
5) So, just who did make those campaign contributions to the president?
6) What terrorist threat?
7) The United States is just so mean to its prisoners.
8) Anti-American protests.
9) The need to be bipartisan.
10) References to the Great Depression.
11) Abuse of civil liberties.
12) The response to natural disasters.
13) Environmental problems. There simply won’t be any.
14) Any stories that use the words character, intellect, or leadership in a negative manner.
15) The war isn’t working.
16) Our crumbling infrastructure.
17) Al Qaeda remains dangerous and must be defeated.
18) Weapons of mass destruction.
19) Spying on suspected terrorists.
20) The president’s IQ.
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